I love Toronto! Even made up a song about it:
Toronto!
We love you!
You're the city by the laaaaake!
If you sing it as Bill Murray imitating a cheesy lounge singer it's quite catchy!
Another set of lines I'm toying with is:
You were once called York!
But you're no New York!
Toronto!
But is sounds kind of forced...
Oh, one last thing: It helps if you are sleep deprived and pronounce Toronto as "Tur-ra-no". Enjoy!