Hypothetical -- You are the ruler of a third world country

[Hot Space]

You don't give me 15 quid and I won't show ya me ankle

Hot Space

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

sorry HS i aint as well versed in gay talk as you seem to be.........

 

[Hot Space]

It's the underwear don't you know............

Hot Space

 

[DAVIDICUS]

Hey Lanc,

 

[cheddar cheese]

Haha Im just dreading the time that these pictures get directed at me

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

That has a bit of an adverse effect dont you think? One less kitten = one less pussy, more requirement for masturbation

That theory sucks dont it!

 

[cheddar cheese]

Unfortunate choice of words, but yeah it does

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I thought it was funny.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Yes. Funny cos its true.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Pretty much if you like to screw cats!

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

even though it makes me look bad that's quite a funny pic david........

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Ofcourse you find it funny, you are trying to hide the tears!

 

[Kongo Otto]

If i would be an third world dictator,i wouldn´t buy any WW2 Aircraft.
I would transfer the money to my Swiss Bank Account.

Ok i am serious now:

Heavy Bomber: none
Light/Attack Bomber: Pe-2
Fighter Bomber: IL-2M
Air to Air Fighter: Yak-9

I wouldn´t chose a heavy Bomber because my low educated Soldiers couldn´t maintain them,also my third world Country is very small,so there is no use for them.
For all other categories i would choose Sovjet Airplanes for their easy maintenace under even the worst conditions.
And they are cheaper then other WW2 Airplanes so i can transfer more
money to my Swiss Bank Account.
After i received the Sovjet Planes, i will kick out the Sovjet Advisers a few years later and ask the US Government for military assistance and i will get all military equipment which i want for free,which makes it possible for me to transfer even more Bucks to my Swiss Bank Account.Then my friends in Washington DC call me an"important friend and allie"all other Nations call me the President of Egypt

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

good plan, but if you're allies with america i see no need for defencive arms, just ask the americans insted..........

 

[cheddar cheese]

Actually, having no heavy bomber makes sense. If you are a third-world nation you are unlikely to be on the offensive so defensive weapons are the order of the day. Good thinking 8)

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

but at the same time no one will be expecting you to attack them- giving you the element or suprise if you did go on the offensive........

 

[cheddar cheese]

Seriously though, can you imagine a third world country like Canada invading the US? (Joke NS )

 

[FLYBOYJ]

Seriously though, can you imagine a third world country like Canada invading the US? (Joke NS )

They have, have you ever been to Florida!

 

[cheddar cheese]

Haha

 

[Nonskimmer]

Otherwise known as "New Canada".

Why does everyone pick on us?
Oh yeah...we're such easy targets.