Peter Gunn
Master Sergeant
Aye Aye Sir!
Geez, so touchy, next you'll be telling me we can't talk about our super secret mechanical bread slicer...
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"Hey, where'd you hear that? As far as you know, there ain't no such thing, soldier! Got it??"
"Them's fightin' words, Suh!!"Strange... you don't look Irish...
Best not, or it might be slicing something else besides bread!Aye Aye Sir!
Geez, so touchy, next you'll be telling me we can't talk about our super secret mechanical bread slicer...
"Sir, I respectfully request transfer to another crew. I don't want to be anywhere near when ONI comes sniffing around, or even worse, the Cuban Mafia. Just between you and me Sir I can't afford to have ONI looking at me very closely. My mother was born and grew up in Japan as did my paternal grandfather and all my great aunts and uncles. One of my great aunts is in prison in Connecticut for sedition because of her ties to the Nisei community, who are all in detention camps out west. One of my great uncles was 'invited' to an 'interview' with ONI and never came home. I think they had discovered that he and Admiral Yamamoto and Admiral Onishi and General Houma had been playmates and gone to school together when they were kids in Tokyo. Sir, I think you can understand why I don't want ONI looking at me too closely. So Sir, if you're going to fool around with bootlegging, please let me outta here!"
"You haven't inspected your fishing boat yet have you, Sir?"Can't let you do that. We are going to take a lil fishing trip off-shore...
"You haven't inspected your fishing boat yet have you, Sir?"
Bravo Yankee Echo
Bravo Yankee Echo
Aren't there forums you should be moderating?Aren't there latrine burn barrels you should be stirring?
Aren't there latrine burn barrels you should be stirring?
Aren't there forums you should be moderating?
Funny that you should mention; I'm elbows deep in plumbing as we speak!
"... Michaelmaltby disagrees with me"
Yes ... I've faced many a reprimand from you and never a green smiley face .... seems unfair and there's no button for that
I'll just sidle over to the SPs and mention that a suspicious character in an enlisted man's uniform is talking in some strange foreign sounding code to a flying officer."You haven't inspected your fishing boat yet have you, Sir?"
Bravo Yankee Echo
Bravo Yankee Echo
I'll just sidle over to the SPs and mention that a suspicious character in an enlisted man's uniform is talking in some strange foreign sounding code to a flying officer.
Otherwise known as the "0 Club". Enlisted forbidden. Y'all have fun now, hear?You sir have just been invited to the clubhouse with the rum and naked ladies.