Kitties

[lesofprimus]

I had kitten soup one time in Portugal... Quite delicious I must say, but the little tiny hairs were a bi*ch to get out of my teeth...

Worse than pubes I tell ya...

 

[Pisis]

How did you come to eat that?

 

[lesofprimus]

Saw a sign on the side of the road leading to Lisboa that said Kitten Soup: Fresh Daily.... Said to my Teammates, "Hey, when in Lisbon, do as the natives do.."

So we stopped in, asked for the special, and sat back drinking some Sagres Bohemian, listening to the cries of the little kittens as they were thrown into the pot....

Alot more entertaining than droppin lobsters in a pot I can tell ya...

 

[Pisis]

Sheesh, that's wicked.

 

[lesofprimus]

And a joke... God ur gullible... Almost as bad as Henk...

 

[Pisis]

LOL you pWn3d me...

 

[lesofprimus]

U really thought I ate kitten soup???

 

[Pisis]

Well, to be honest, a) you're a meatball and b) if my father ate a dog in Vietnam and in Eastern Europe they eat cats... But I though it'd be a joke.

 

[lesofprimus]

I am far from a meatball... I am an intelligent, well versed individual with an IQ over 160... I am an @sshole, but that is irrelevant since everyone here already knows that...

 

[Pisis]

OK, so here I ask; please explain me the differences and nuances between and @sshole and a meatball.

If I got it, a meatball is a cretin and an @sshole is a bad@ss?

And I seriously doubt your IQ...

 

[lesofprimus]

An @sshole is abrasive, opinionated, insulting and abusive..

A meatball is retarded, uninformed, immature and a moron....

 

[Monique]

=D Awww, they're all so cute. ^_^ I wish I was allowed to have a Kitty, but my mom doesn't like cats. Not one bit.​

 

[Henk]

And a joke... God ur gullible... Almost as bad as Henk...

What, now to be honest les when I read that I knew it was bullshit, the way you told it.

So you say I am the worst, sh*t now that sucks.

Would you eat cat soup or dog soup or any kind of food with dogs or cats in it les?

 

[Henk]

I would like to have one to watch my dog chase it around the yard and rip it to pieces. He he he he........

 

[Monique]

I would like to have one to watch my dog chase it around the yard and rip it to pieces. He he he he........

D= That is so not nice, Henk! The poor Kitty has feelings.​

 

[Tiger]

D= That is so not nice, Henk! The poor Kitty has feelings.​

So do millions of chickens, cows and pigs that are machine murdered, just so some fat guy can have a plate of McSh!t. At least Henk's Dog would kill the kitty naturally !

I don't like cats because they take dumps on my lawn, not only does it stink but it's a mess when you run over one with a flymo .

 

[lesofprimus]

I have eaten Cat before, and possibly Dog as well, although we werent able to confirm or deny it...

U are not the worst Henk, but the whole stealth fighter thing really put u at the head of the list..

 

[Monique]

d=< The cows and chickens can all go crash and burn. I mean they where bred to be made into burgers and chicken fingers any way.​

 

[Henk]

Well I am not for animal cruelty or any of that, but if those dam cats can just stop getting baby's and not come in my yard it would be great. A cat is nice only if it is not mine. They do look cute, that I must admit.

 

[Henk]

So do millions of chickens, cows and pigs that are machine murdered, just so some fat guy can have a plate of McSh!t. At least Henk's Dog would kill the kitty naturally !

I don't like cats because they take dumps on my lawn, not only does it stink but it's a mess when you run over one with a flymo .

He he he...... They can really stink if they die, other dead things does not so bad.