This Riches guy is a nutcase.
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Vick can add copyright issues to list of problems
Thursday, August 16, 2007
As if things aren't bad enough for pro-football player Michael Vick, being accused of involvement with illegal dog fighting, now he's being sued.
Jonathan Lee Riches says Vick stole his pit bulls. But that's not all.
Riches, who puts a "copyright" symbol behind his whole name, is doing time for fraud in the Federal Correctional Institution Williamsburg, in Salters, S.C.
This lawsuit was handwritten. I read it and thought the guy was crazy. Then I realized or hoped he might just be a comedian.
The federal lawsuit demands damages of "63,000,000,000.00 Billion dollars."
Riches says in the suit that Vick stole his pit bulls, used them in dog fights, then sold them on eBay and used the proceeds to buy missiles from Iran; that the football player has sworn allegiance to al Qaida; that he stole Riches' identity and used it, not only to sell Jonathan Lee Riches T-shirts and coffee mugs, but to open accounts at pet stores to buy dog food; and, perhaps most frighteningly, "
Michael Vick subjected me to microwave testing."
Man! Microwave testing is a seriously bad thing to be doing.
I knew I needed to research this, so I turned to Google.
Riches' lawsuit was filed at the beginning of this month and already, some enterprising entrepreneur has started making "Jonathan Lee Riches vs Michael Vick, $63,000,000,000.00 billion dollars worth of crazy!" T-shirts and selling them via cafepress.com!
There are even discussions about whether Riches is demanding 63 billion dollars or 63 billion billion bucks, because of the unusual way he wrote the amount.
Since suing Vick, he has reportedly filed another suit to get an unnamed federal magistrate removed from the case because of conflict of interest.
Riches is no stranger to litigation.
He has filed suits against the Israeli Mossad, the CIA and Larry King and against a list of defendants that runs from George W. Bush to Tony Danza. I did exhaustive research, but for the life of me, I can't figure what those suits were about.
He has also sued Cindy Sheehan and Nancy Pelosi in one suit and Barry Bonds and Hank Aaron's bat in another. It's my understanding that none of these suits has made it to court.
Riches appears to have developed quite a cult following, at least on the Internet. When I Googled him, there were 913,000 hits on him.
According to his lawsuit, Riches wants his cash delivered by UPS to the front gate of the prison. Guess he figures it will be pretty safe inside the Big House.
He also "
prays this court will issue" a restraining order to keep Vick from stealing "
anymore of my animals (dogs)" and so Vick can "
no longer sell my copyrighted materials," namely those Jonathan Lee Riches T-shirts.
Oh, and Jonathan Lee Riches wants one final thing. "
Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes."
You shouldn't have to sue someone for dashing your hopes. It should be a criminal offense.