New grass roots Presidential candidate
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Bucksnort101
2nd Lieutenant
I'll be sure to write you in on my ballot. Is Diana Falzone on the ticket as well?
Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
HE'S GOT MY VOTE!!!!!!
That was awesome!!!!
That was awesome!!!!
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Thorlifter
Captain
Yeah, she's my VP candidate/intern. 
Compared to her, Palin is a wreck.
Compared to her, Palin is a wreck.
Bucksnort101
2nd Lieutenant
But can she field dress a Moose?
ccheese
Member In Perpetuity
Bucksnort101
2nd Lieutenant
If your stranded in the wilderness with her and you have two broken arms and a broken leg you would start to care if she could field dress a Moose
Obviously the moose cares if she can field dress him, but his opinion is unlikely to count because...
1) He didn't want to get shot in the first place.
2) He's a moose.
3) He's dead.
This all begs the existential question: If Sarah Palin is alone in the woods, field dressing a non-voting, dead moose that didn't want to get shot in the first place, would she be able to hear me ask "Is that the best qualification you can offer the country on why you should be VP"?
1) He didn't want to get shot in the first place.
2) He's a moose.
3) He's dead.
This all begs the existential question: If Sarah Palin is alone in the woods, field dressing a non-voting, dead moose that didn't want to get shot in the first place, would she be able to hear me ask "Is that the best qualification you can offer the country on why you should be VP"?
Bucksnort101
2nd Lieutenant
OK, didn't mean to hijack Thors thread for the 2008 Presidency. Go Thor, you are by far the best choice for Pres.
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
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Thorlifter
Captain
Ha, that's ok Buck. I doubt I'm the best choice. But I gotta be better than these two clowns.
wilbur1
Tech Sergeant
Ya got my vote thor
Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
Is that field dressing Parisian couture or ranch?
ccheese
Member In Perpetuity
For some reason, the video does not load, so I can't see what this is all
about. However.... I am seeing an awful lot of "Ron Paul" signs in Norfolk,
Virginia Beach, Chesapeake, Suffolk, Hampton, Franklin and Newport News.
Does anyone know if he going to be on the ballot ?
Charles
about. However.... I am seeing an awful lot of "Ron Paul" signs in Norfolk,
Virginia Beach, Chesapeake, Suffolk, Hampton, Franklin and Newport News.
Does anyone know if he going to be on the ballot ?
Charles
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Thorlifter
Captain
video still works for me Charles, not sure what's the problem on your end.
I know Paul was going to try to show up McCain during the convention vote in August, but I haven't heard a peep out of him since then.
I know Paul was going to try to show up McCain during the convention vote in August, but I haven't heard a peep out of him since then.
Bucksnort101
2nd Lieutenant
I wonder how many election official will Google the word Thorlifter if I write him in as my Presidential Vote?
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Thorlifter
Captain
ha ha ha ha. That would be funny!
