Official Chav Thread.

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    Apparently, I am a 10 percent chav .

    "Wannabe chav
    You are 10 % chav
    You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade."
     
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    Hah! with 13% I'm more Chav than you! So nya!

    I though you'd like those, GrG.
     
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    ha looser i'm 18% chav!!!

    man those sites are great, and yes, chavs should have their own thread..........
     
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    I'm completely chavless! :D

    Well ok, I just like to think I am. :rolleyes:
     
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    Did you ever feel that the destroyer you were on would have been improved with extra lights, go faster racing stripes, and a huge spoiler bolted onto the stern?
     
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    You're not a chav then. :lol:
     
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    Ah-ha!! Yay, for me! 8) :thumbright:
     
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    come on we've all got a bit of a chav in us ;)
     
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    Y'know? I don't think I know of a specifically Canadian term for 'em. :-k
    I know through most of Nova Scotia they're often known simply as dirtbags or scumbags. Not very original, but apt none the less. ;)
     
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    Nice link, Med. :lol:
     
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    Do you remember I was telling you on TeamSpeak about the time I got punched in the gob by a chav - just because I didn't have any cigarettes to give him.

    Individually they're weedy, spotty little shit-stains, who even a slightly built guy (like me) could kick across Queen's Square.

    The trouble is, they know this, which is why they always make sure that 5 or 6 of their mates are around when they do stuff like that. Added to which they've probably all got knives.

    Real heroes huh?
     
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    so, come on, ciggies up, who here's a chav??
     
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    Yeah, it's a common tactic and you've got to be careful. But then, you could always gather a few of your own mates and go chav hunting. :evil4:
     
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    chav hunting, hmmm well now we can't use our hounds to hunt foxes why not :-k
     
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    So we hold a piece of fake Burberry cloth under the hounds nose for them to pick up the scent?

    We could also train them to attack at the sound of a 'Babycakes' ringtone.
     
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    man that site's good.........
     
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