Official Chav Thread.

[Medvedya]

Anything about chavs is for this thread.

Hate Chavs?

Had a bad experience with one?

Wanna share it?

Stick it here!



http://www.getlippy.com/play/quizzes/chavquiz/

http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm

http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/flashpanel/Chavs.htm

 

[GermansRGeniuses]

Apparently, I am a 10 percent chav .

"Wannabe chav
You are 10 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade."

 

[Medvedya]

Hah! with 13% I'm more Chav than you! So nya!

I though you'd like those, GrG.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

ha looser i'm 18% chav!!!

man those sites are great, and yes, chavs should have their own thread..........

 

[Nonskimmer]

I'm completely chavless!

Well ok, I just like to think I am.

 

[Medvedya]

Did you ever feel that the destroyer you were on would have been improved with extra lights, go faster racing stripes, and a huge spoiler bolted onto the stern?

 

[Nonskimmer]

Nope!

 

[Medvedya]

You're not a chav then.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Ah-ha!! Yay, for me! 8)

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

come on we've all got a bit of a chav in us

 

[Medvedya]

I've just been reading on ChavScum International that Aussie Chavs are called 'Bogans', and 'Quillos' are the Spanish variety!

And here's something for N.S, K.K, and Maestro - enjoy!

http://www.chavscum.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=2&sid=7513e4541b51ede400bfdb5dea8624d0

 

[Nonskimmer]

Y'know? I don't think I know of a specifically Canadian term for 'em.
I know through most of Nova Scotia they're often known simply as dirtbags or scumbags. Not very original, but apt none the less.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Nice link, Med.

 

[Medvedya]

Do you remember I was telling you on TeamSpeak about the time I got punched in the gob by a chav - just because I didn't have any cigarettes to give him.

Individually they're weedy, spotty little shit-stains, who even a slightly built guy (like me) could kick across Queen's Square.

The trouble is, they know this, which is why they always make sure that 5 or 6 of their mates are around when they do stuff like that. Added to which they've probably all got knives.

Real heroes huh?

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

so, come on, ciggies up, who here's a chav??

 

[Nonskimmer]

Yeah, it's a common tactic and you've got to be careful. But then, you could always gather a few of your own mates and go chav hunting.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

chav hunting, hmmm well now we can't use our hounds to hunt foxes why not

 

[Medvedya]

So we hold a piece of fake Burberry cloth under the hounds nose for them to pick up the scent?

We could also train them to attack at the sound of a 'Babycakes' ringtone.

 

[GermansRGeniuses]

Here's a board (forum) dedicated to hunting and putting down chav motors...

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

man that site's good.........