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I rode with Central Arizona Trials for 18 years (motorcycle observed trials) and some of out BEST events were at Fort Huachuca. The base commander at the time was an offroad guy. Great fun, and the mountain lions never bother us. Saw a few, but they were headed the other way to get away from 100 trials motorcycles riding over the big rocks. Way fun.

Came across a few tanks and big antennas ... sorry, wire-frame constructions and arrays of hexagon-shaped things.

Had to watch the BIG, DEEP rain culverts in the main road north of the main entrance . If you hit one at anything over maybe 5 mph, you could die. If you didn't, you'd need a new vehicle.
 
Plenty of mountain lions back in the hills behind Camp Pendleton.
A few joggers were killed by them in the San Juan wilderness just north of the base, back in the 80's before people realized it was an issue.

Footnote: explosive development in the 80's saw nature versus idiots. In those instances, nature usually wins...
 
That would depend on where you were sitting. In the plane, combat. On the ground holding the gun, target practice.
-If it is the bird I'm thinking of it was part of the Operation Ranch Hand detachment. They were specially modified spray planes so they didn't do any of the ash & trash stuff that the rest of the C-123 "Flying Dumptrucks" did on a daily basis. One of my Ba Moui Ba drinking buds was a maintainer for Ranch Hand and he gave me a tour. The plane stunk from the defoliant they sprayed. There were so many patches on all of the planes I was amazed that nothing essential to flight had been hit. My helicopter company routinely flew over the U Minh forest during both day and night. I have to believe that our flights and Ranch Hand missions were CAREFULLY deconflicted although my guess is that our Hueys actually flew above the Ranch Hand mission altitude. Flying over the U Minh at night was surreal. There were no villages so no lights but we could smell the cooking fires so we knew that someone was down there. Even so we were rarely shot at: good fire discipline, I guess, since we flew above the "official" small arms danger altitude.
-I've wondered since what the post Viet Nam medical history of the Ranch Hand folks was...
 
RE: Fort Huachuca. I enlisted in the Army right after high school and did two tours in Vietnam during 33 months of active duty. In the mid-70s after OCS I was XO of an Army Reserve unit starting up in a semi-rural area and looking for volunteers. Since I lived close to the center I did a lot of the interviewing. One young man came in and said he had been drafted in 1969, did two years but didn't do any reserve time since there were no local units. He didn't have his DD-214 (separation document) with him so I asked what he did. When he replied that he was a Ranger my BS alarm went off since it was highly unlikely that any draftee would even get selected for Ranger school let alone actually attend without reenlisting and going RA (Regular Army). I asked him when he went to Ft Benning and Ranger school and he freely admitted that he'd never been to Benning or the Ranger school. I was confused so I asked him to explain. After Basic Training he was sent to Fort Huachuca to get OJT (on the job training) as a recreation specialist but when he showed up there was a need for folks on horseback to patrol the mountains, check the campsites, watch for fires, etc. In essence they were park rangers and loosely referred to themselves as such... obviously not in the hearing of any REAL Rangers... so that's what he did for 21 months. I don't think anyone could have enlisted for that job. I don't know if recruiters even knew it existed. He said that they didn't even wear uniforms while patrolling since the issue fatigue uniforms and boots weren't ideal for horseback so the Army provided jeans and proper footgear. And he got paid for this. Oi veh.
 
-If it is the bird I'm thinking of it was part of the Operation Ranch Hand detachment. They were specially modified spray planes so they didn't do any of the ash & trash stuff that the rest of the C-123 "Flying Dumptrucks" did on a daily basis.
I'm told that plane, (or maybe her replica) is on display at the Air Force museum at Wright-Pat. If so, she's probably been prettied up a little for display, as when she showed up at our airshow she looked like a tired, bedraggled working girl. No resemblance at all to a public display of Air Force pride. In any case, her history is probably on display there as well.
 

Here is Patches.
 
Thanks, Biff!
Yep, she's definitely been sanitized since we saw her and she appears to have recovered from the measles and lost her nose art. She had each skin repair circled and numbered, and the numbers went way beyond the 600 that the AF Museum text mentions, and she didn't look anywhere near as pristine as she does in the photos.
 
-That fits my recollection. I believe (this was HOW MANY years ago??) that the Ranch Hand C-123s were not turbojet equipped. I think the crews got a perverse kick out of painting the patches red but suspect that some REMF decided it was bad publicity/bad for morale so they went back to natural metal finish instead of a really bad case of measles.
 
Not being snarky--at all--but welcome to the club. I'm still awaiting payment from Air Crassics from 1971 and am starting to think I may never get paid!
 
Well, here in New Zealand there are cougars that live in the small towns near the air force bases hoping to nab a snappy lookin' corporal in his uniform...

The RAF Mildenhall O-Club used to hold a disco every Friday night until about 2am. It was known as the Mildenhall Meat Market. The cougars in there hunted in packs. It was terrifying!!!!
 

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