Thumpalumpacus
Major
You would have preferred, perhaps, Meals Rejected By Ethiopia?
My first tour we had to eat one a day for lunch, because the chow hall was too far from the flightline and our upload schedule was too busy anyway. My favorite MREs of the time were chicken a la king and beef stew. Both tasted pretty good and didn't go through me like the Wehrmacht through France. I preferred both to the salted grease that is Spam.