The daily prayer

[k9kiwi]

Our Lager, which art in barrels
hallowed be thy drink
thy will be drunk
I will be drunk
at home and in bars and taverns
give us this day our foamy head
and forgive us our spillages
as we forgive those who spillage against us
lead us not into incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers
for thine is the porter, the lager and the pilsner
forever and ever,
barmen!

 

[Matt308]

Thats great.

 

[Gnomey]

Haha!