The Difference Between the Infantry, the Artillery and the Armored

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    The Difference Between the Infantry, the Artillery and the Armored

    HAPPINESS IS . . .
    Infantry: A good rifle
    Armored: A big tank
    Artillery: A loud boom

    UPON HEARING FIREWORKS
    Infantry: Cool, just like a live fire exercise
    Armored: Not loud enough
    Artillery: Fireworks? What fireworks?

    OTHER TRADES
    Infantry: Waste of rations
    Armored: Waste of rations
    Artillery: Waste of rations

    IDEA OF FUN
    Infantry: Not having to "pepper-pot" an entire grid square before the objective
    Armored: Racing across a grid square on "full stab"
    Artillery: Leveling a grid square

    FAVOURITE SONG
    Infantry: "Ballad of the Green Beret"
    Armored: "Purple Haze"
    Artillery: Anything, just play it LOUD!

    BIGGEST LUXURY IN THE FIELD
    Infantry: Engineers blowing trenches for them with C4
    Armored: Grunts to dig their trenches for them
    Artillery: Cable

    A LONG ROUTE MARCH WITH FULL KIT
    Infantry: 20 clicks
    Armored: From the hangars to the tank
    Artillery: What's a route march?

    OFFICERS
    Infantry: Are morons and should stay away from the trenchlines
    Armored: Are morons and should stay out of the vehicles
    Artillery: Are morons and should stay away from the gun lines

    FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION
    Infantry: Anything but walking
    Armored: Tanks. Tanks. Tanks. TankstankstankstanksTANKS!
    Artillery: Don't you have to move around to require transport?

    BIGGEST GRIPE IN THE FIELD
    Infantry: The weather
    Armored: Coffee maker in tank not working

    Artillery: Only having basic cable
    BREAKFAST IN THE FIELD
    Infantry: I don't care what it is, just so long as I can sit down to eat it
    Armored: Hot coffee and rum with a beer chaser
    Artillery: Eggs over easy, crispy bacon, sausages, toast and Tim Horton's coffee

    WHAT THEY CALL THEMSELVES
    Infantry: Death Techs
    Armored: Cavalry
    Artillery: 10 Mile Snipers

    WHAT OTHERS CALL THEM
    Infantry: Grunts
    Armored: Zipperheads
    Artillery: Drop shorts
     
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