The Greatest Fighter Pilot in WW II???

[cheddar cheese]

Why not? You build nice strong biceps after a while, so you can punch the guards and leg it...

And im sorry lanc, Sagaris will not be coming back. I tried to wish myself a happy birthday with him but I forgot the password

 

[lesofprimus]

You dont make any money at ditch digging.... And ur back goes bad after 3 years.....

Jerking off gives u really strong forearms... U gonna do that for a living????

 

[cheddar cheese]

Nah, It'll give me rheumatism in the wrist

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

or repetitive strain injury in your case..............

 

[lesofprimus]

Yea strain on the eyes cause hes usin a magnifiying glass to see what goin on down there....

 

[cheddar cheese]

Where as you need a complex mirror arrangement to see past yo' fat american belly

 

[lesofprimus]

Hehe, if I was fat that woulda been alot funnier... On the other hand, it is commonly known worldwide that the British population she smallest average penis size next to Orientals....

 

[GermansRGeniuses]

Where the hell do they get these lists?


"Right then, chaps, pull out your twig and berries - we need to measure them!"

 

[lesofprimus]

Lets see.....

In America, they get them from polling street hookers in Times Square, New York City.....

In Japan, they polled Tokyo giesha girls....

In Brasil, they polled the thong wearin hotties of Rio.....

In Germany, they polled several thousand big breasted, beer stein carrying blondies....

In Britian, they went and polled all the Local and Territorial Sheep Herders and Wool Shearers.....

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

if that wasn't so funny i may have taken offence at that

 

[lesofprimus]

Hehe....

 

[cheddar cheese]

Hehe, if I was fat that woulda been alot funnier... On the other hand, it is commonly known worldwide that the British population she smallest average penis size next to Orientals....

I choose not to be part of the British population, they might send on my personal details to third parties...

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

i don't really think you have that choice CC...........

 

[cheddar cheese]

I do, I officially declare myself not a British citizen

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

what nationallity are you then??

 

[cheddar cheese]

Um, lets see....Italian!

 

[Nonskimmer]

Bonjourno!

 

[cheddar cheese]

I wish i knew more Italian other than that and ciao

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

 

[cheddar cheese]

Oh, and Italiano!

Its like the German vocab all over again