The might of the Irish Navy.....
- Thread starter Medvedya
- Start date
Nonskimmer
Captain
That has to be one of the oldest stories floating around in the Navy, but it's still a classic! 
trackend
Chief Master Sergeant
I like old stories nice one Med
mosquitoman
Master Sergeant
Good one!
evangilder
"Shooter"
A classic. I have seen it before, and it's still funny.
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,931
- Dec 20, 2003
that's brilliant......
HealzDevo
Staff Sergeant
Has to be a joke. The Irish don't really have a navy do they?
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,931
- Dec 20, 2003
the irish navy is made up of a complex system of lighthouses, each cunningly placed to assure no ship can get close to the mainland, when a ship is located in the powerfull searchlight, men in rowboats come out to the attacking ship and plant an irishman on board, thus making all the crew throw themselves overboard.......
cheddar cheese
Major General
Ever hear about the member of the IRA who tried to blow up a ship?
He couldnt get his mouth over the funnel
(Sorry, had to be done)
He couldnt get his mouth over the funnel
(Sorry, had to be done)
mosquitoman
Master Sergeant
Or in the case of submarines, an Irish sailor is infiltrated onboard and sinks the enemy sub "because he likes to sleep with the windows open"
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,931
- Dec 20, 2003
that's actually very funny......
cheddar cheese
Major General
Yeah MM's is
reddragon
Airman 1st Class
Cute stuff!
stonewall23
Airman
- 71
- Dec 2, 2006
Very funny stuff. But the British lads might laugh about the Royal navy ship that struck a land mass they did not know was there .The land mass turned out to be Australia. Its funny cause its true.
The Irish navy has only eight modern ships ,and their navagational skills are better than at least some of the royal navy officers. Plus the first pratical sub ever made was built by an Irishman called Holland.The British navy bought six.
The Irish navy has only eight modern ships ,and their navagational skills are better than at least some of the royal navy officers. Plus the first pratical sub ever made was built by an Irishman called Holland.The British navy bought six.
stonewall23
Airman
- 71
- Dec 2, 2006
Hello...................Think they've gone...................Fair enough.
pbfoot
1st Lieutenant
how do you know that their navigational skills are superior the only Irish navigator I ever heard about was some guy named Brendan
stonewall23
Airman
- 71
- Dec 2, 2006
Brendan who !!!!!
pbfoot
1st Lieutenant
St Brendan the voyager from Ardfert and Clonfert near present day Tralee if that means anything to you
