To put the area this forecast covers in perspective. The Wide Bay and Burnett is larger than the 9 smallest US states and more than double the size of both Massachusetts and Hawaii (or a little bigger than the pair combined).
This is why the forecast comes from the Bureau of Misinformation.
We live on the top of a ridge so flash flooding will not affect us but may hamper our medical access for Mondays appointments. Hinder only - travelling 150 km instead of 100 km each way ensures access.