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    These are short writings from various restrooms. Donated by Baron, Colorado, USA:

    Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
    ---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

    Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" its "Hi, how are you?"
    ---Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

    No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
    ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina

    A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
    ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

    Express Lane: Five beers or less ---Sign over one of the urinals
    ---Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

    You're too good for him.
    ---Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills, CA

    No wonder you always go home alone.
    ---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

    Don't throw cigarettes into the pisoar, I take them out with the same hand I drown the beer with
    ---Pub U vystřelenýho oka, Prague, Czech Rep.

    Don't drink water, the fish fuck there
    ---U bubeníčků Pub, Prague, Czech Rep.
     
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    A woman is only a grace around the cunt
    ---Toilettes on Bratislava Main Railway Station, Slovakia

    In 8 years the school gave me less then that girl in one night
    ---Unknown Czech Pub

    He loved the work only platonic, he never really pretended to touch it
    ---Unknown Czech Pub

    The military service is a reversed form of masturbation, when a dick chases a man
    ---Unknown Military Base Toilette

    Dear comrades, you hold it tight in your hand only here
    ---Hotel Sport, Velké Meziříčí, Czechoslovakia circa 1977 (rough communism)

    Suddenly the walkpath raised and hit me into the face
    ------Unknown Czech Pub
     
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    I'm blind and deaf, please take me to the bar
    ---Unknown Czech Pub

    I'll go to restaurate myself to a restaurant
    ---Sud Club, Prague, CZ

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    ---Hospoda u Vlastičky (Czech Pub), Toronto, Canada

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    What would you rather put aside? Wine or women. It matters on the volume/vintage.
    ---Hospoda u Vlastičky (Czech Pub), Toronto, Canada

    Don't throw cigarettes into the pisoar, we too don't piss into your ashtrays
    ---Pub near Ostrov u Tisy, Slovakia
     
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    no-one interested in these imho funny statements? :cry:
     
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    yes...yes they are...
     
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