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  1. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

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    Greetings ladies and gentlemen.

    I just found that on an other web site... I thought it could interrest someone.

    Please note that I didn't touch to the text.

    NOTES WRITTEN BY PARENTS IN A TENNESSEE SCHOOL DISTRICT. (SPELLINGS HAVE BEEN LEFT INTACT.)

    -- MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE EXECUTE HIM.

    -- PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT.

    -- DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 AND ALSO 33.

    -- PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING.

    -- PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.

    -- JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE.

    -- CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART.

    -- MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY VERY CLOSE VEINS.

    -- CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE.

    -- PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL. HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS.

    -- PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD (DIAHRE, DYREA, DIREATHE), THE SHI**. [WORDS IN ( )'s WERE CROSSED OUT].

    -- PLEASE EXCUSE TOMMY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD DIARRHEA, AND HIS BOOTS LEAK.

    -- IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS BUST.

    -- PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING. IT WAS HIS FATHER'S FAULT.

    -- I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR.

    -- PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY. WE FORGOT TO GET THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY. WE THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY.

    -- SALLY WON'T BE IN SCHOOL A WEEK FROM FRIDAY. WE HAVE TO ATTEND HER FUNERAL.

    -- MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED. SHE SPENT A WEEKEND WITH THE MARINES.

    -- PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD A COLD AND COULD NOT BREED WELL.

    -- PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. SHE WAS IN BED WITH GRAMPS.

    -- GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS SHE WAS HAVING A GANGOVER.

    -- PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA. SHE HAS BEEN SICK AND UNDER THE DOCTOR.

    -- MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE HAD A FEVER, SORE THROAT, HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH. HER SISTER WAS ALSO SICK, FEVER AND SORE THROAT, HER BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED ALL OVER. I WASN'T THE BEST EITHER, SORE THROAT AND FEVER. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING GOING AROUND, HER FATHER EVEN GOT HOT LAST NIGHT.
     
  2. Wildcat

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  3. the lancaster kicks ass

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    i can't believe some of them are true bat they're still funny..........
     
  4. plan_D

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    Oh, my dad used to write stupid ones all the time because the teachers were dumb. One of his best was "Marc was late to school because he wasn't on time" and I got blamed for writing it! Until he went in and informed them he wrote it. Oh, the look on that teachers face. Another one was "Marc will not be wearing shoes today because he is wearing trainers"
     
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    :lol:

    Go figure they are from Tennessee one of the biggest red neck states in the US, similar to Alabama.... right P38 Pilot? :lol:
     
  6. Gnomey

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    LMAO, some funny **** there!
     
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    :lol: funny as hell!
     
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    An actual PE sick note:
    Jeremy is very sick today

    Jeremy's mum

    (she actually signed it Jeremy's mum)
     
  10. Henk

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    I never used that **** in High School they knew I stayed at home and my mom gave me the permision. I only used it when I missed a test.

    Funny stuff can not believe adults will wright that ****.
     
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    Not much better what you wrote there....

    wright? How about write

    :lol:

    Everyone busts me for it, so I figured I would give it a try.
     
  12. Henk

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    It was my keyboard it was not working right so I did not check that, my oops.
     
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    Bollocks. You can't blame your keyboard for that. It was a mother f*ck up, just admit it.
     
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    Must...not...laugh...

    :lol:

    ..oh well
     

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