What's the last thing you ate??

[trackend]

There confusing there selves Evan especially Mrs Ghandi

 

[plan_D]

A batty boy is a gay boy - but I thought that'd had ceased to exist. Obviously the Southern Jessies still use it - up here we're more advanced with the insults. Well not the majority of the population - they can't even speak properly.

Although I did hear a scrot say something quite funny the other day when questioned.

"What's your name?"

Scrot: "Scott"

"Scott, what?"

Scrot: "Scott-nothin' to do with you so fuck off!"

Say the Scott-nothin' quite quickly - it's better said but...yeah, I heard it so it was funny.

 

[plan_D]

It is Ghandi! And you can "Shhh" you're not even a Southern Jessie - you're just a frog.

 

[cheddar cheese]

yeah batty is quite a commenly heard term at school, especailly with myles around........

And "Youre sick in the head!"

 

[evangilder]

I heard batty boy, poof, poofta tossed around when I was there. But I was in East Anglia, where the regional dialects are a bit different. The th sound was pronounce like an f sound, for example. It took a little getting used to.

 

[plan_D]

Yes - those Southern Jessies don't know how to say "Th" - it's always "You fick or sum'it" or "I fink..."

No, you don't "fink" - you "think"...well, you don't because you're from Britain.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Yeah the th sound doesnt exist in my vocabulary, along with the the t sound. I dont say water, I say wa'er and daugh'er etc etc..

 

[evangilder]

Yep. The funniest is when they call someone a "fief". "That fief nicked me lighter".

 

[plan_D]

Yeah, they're dicks down there - and most of them are dicks up here. Britain is just full of dicks - I'm moving...

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

along with many other timeless classics, such as "you make me sick!"

 

[cheddar cheese]

Yeah, they're dicks down there - and most of them are dicks up here. Britain is just full of dicks - I'm moving...

Me too....To Italy. You can shout without getting funny looks.

 

[plan_D]

I love Britain but I hate the British - I think I should just move to New Zealand.

 

[trackend]

It is Ghandi! And you can "Shhh" you're not even a Southern Jessie - you're just a frog.

Shut yer gob and go and train yer bleeding whippets yer northern monkey
Merci Beaucoup

And where is bleeding oxford and cambridge not from your neck of the woods old son

 

[plan_D]

I don't make monkey's - I train 'em.

'ow is it, darn saaf? You bin lakin' aart?

 

[plan_D]

I am eating, right now a cheese, cucumber, ham and Ardennes paté sandwhich! 8)

 

[cheddar cheese]

Thats it. MUM, I want one!


Last thing I ate was a Yorkie.

 

[plan_D]

There would have been lettuce in there too but it all got eaten yesterday in the great tuna salad of 2005.

In a few moments, I will be eating fish and chips.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Bad news - The Bread is frozen No Sandwich for me tonight unless I have skanky Brown Bread.

Just had a Bowl of Cheerios to compensate

 

[plan_D]

Ha-ha-ha! I'm waiting on my fish and chips now - then I'll be sorted in the food deparment for about 30 minutes.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Another hour until my tea But until then I can 'feast' on this months Top Gear Magazine.