What's the last thing you ate??

• Jul 12, 2005

• #141

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There confusing there selves Evan especially Mrs Ghandi

 

• Jul 12, 2005

• #142

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A batty boy is a gay boy - but I thought that'd had ceased to exist. Obviously the Southern Jessies still use it - up here we're more advanced with the insults. Well not the majority of the population - they can't even speak properly.

Although I did hear a scrot say something quite funny the other day when questioned.

"What's your name?"

Scrot: "Scott"

"Scott, what?"

Scrot: "Scott-nothin' to do with you so fuck off!"

Say the Scott-nothin' quite quickly - it's better said but...yeah, I heard it so it was funny.

 

• Jul 12, 2005

• #143

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It is Ghandi! And you can "Shhh" you're not even a Southern Jessie - you're just a frog.

 

• Jul 12, 2005

• #144

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the lancaster kicks ass said:

yeah batty is quite a commenly heard term at school, especailly with myles around........

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And "Youre sick in the head!"

 

• Jul 12, 2005

• #145

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I heard batty boy, poof, poofta tossed around when I was there. But I was in East Anglia, where the regional dialects are a bit different. The th sound was pronounce like an f sound, for example. It took a little getting used to.

 

• Jul 12, 2005

• #146

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Yes - those Southern Jessies don't know how to say "Th" - it's always "You fick or sum'it" or "I fink..."

No, you don't "fink" - you "think"...well, you don't because you're from Britain.

 

• Jul 12, 2005

• #147

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Yeah the th sound doesnt exist in my vocabulary, along with the the t sound. I dont say water, I say wa'er and daugh'er etc etc..

 

• Jul 12, 2005

• #148

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Yep. The funniest is when they call someone a "fief". "That fief nicked me lighter".

 

• Jul 12, 2005

• #149

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Yeah, they're dicks down there - and most of them are dicks up here. Britain is just full of dicks - I'm moving...

 

• Jul 12, 2005

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• #150

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along with many other timeless classics, such as "you make me sick!"

 

• Jul 12, 2005

• #151

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plan_D said:

Yeah, they're dicks down there - and most of them are dicks up here. Britain is just full of dicks - I'm moving...

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Me too....To Italy. You can shout without getting funny looks.

 

• Jul 12, 2005

• #152

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I love Britain but I hate the British - I think I should just move to New Zealand.

 

• Jul 12, 2005

• #153

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plan_D said:

It is Ghandi! And you can "Shhh" you're not even a Southern Jessie - you're just a frog.

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Shut yer gob and go and train yer bleeding whippets yer northern monkey
Merci Beaucoup

And where is bleeding oxford and cambridge not from your neck of the woods old son

 

• Jul 12, 2005

• #154

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I don't make monkey's - I train 'em.

'ow is it, darn saaf? You bin lakin' aart?

 

• Jul 14, 2005

• #155

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I am eating, right now a cheese, cucumber, ham and Ardennes paté sandwhich! 8)

 

• Jul 14, 2005

• #156

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Thats it. MUM, I want one!


Last thing I ate was a Yorkie.

 

• Jul 14, 2005

• #157

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There would have been lettuce in there too but it all got eaten yesterday in the great tuna salad of 2005.

In a few moments, I will be eating fish and chips.

 

• Jul 14, 2005

• #158

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Bad news - The Bread is frozen No Sandwich for me tonight unless I have skanky Brown Bread.

Just had a Bowl of Cheerios to compensate

 

• Jul 14, 2005

• #159

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Ha-ha-ha! I'm waiting on my fish and chips now - then I'll be sorted in the food deparment for about 30 minutes.

 

• Jul 14, 2005

• #160

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Another hour until my tea But until then I can 'feast' on this months Top Gear Magazine.