XP-39 II - The Groundhog Day Thread

[buffnut453]

Gonna be hard to take 836lbs out of that.

Depends on how many nutsacks he has.

 

[P-39 Expert]

This is what happens to a pigeon when you expend it's nose ammo. I guess you have to click on the photo to get the video going....I guess

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Looks like he was under complete control at all times.

 

[GregP]

Would be a task to remove 8.63 pounds ... if you did, all you'd have left is a Chipmonk, which is a decent trainer, but far from a fighter.

 

[buffnut453]

Those pesky decimal points...I knew I was missing something.

Maybe the groundhog took it.

 

[GregP]

I've been robbed!

 

[windhund116]

And who can forget that famous movie Groundhog Down? From the bestseller by Joe Beaver?

 

[GregP]

He might make a decent Frisbee ... wonder what the record is for the longest groundhog toss?

 

[FLYBOYJ]

He might make a decent Frisbee ... wonder what the record is for the longest groundhog toss?

go to 1:17

 

[GregP]

Where do you FIND this stuff?

 

[Peter Gunn]

You bring your groundhog and I'll bring mine.

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Sorry, mine is shielding, due to the virus ............

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I guess yours doesn't have the virus-repelling, self-sealing nutsacks, huh? You need to splash out and get the upgrade. It's worth every penny and really improves performance and safety of your groundhog.

Uh... do you two need a room?

 

[Just Schmidt]

Certainly appears to be struggling to gain altitude...barely looks like he's off the ground at all. Maybe if we removed about 836lb of excess weight, maybe we could turn it into an interceptor. Perhaps we should have an entire thread revolving around that single data point?

It's entirely safe to fly it as long as it dosn't leave the ground.

However, if we get rid of those useless nuts, and move the lungs to its mouth, it'll leave even a squirrel behind in a climb.

 

[XBe02Drvr]

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Uh... do you two need a room?

More like a dog (oops I meant gopher) fight ring!

 

[windhund116]

Groundhogs favorite group. The Almond Brothers.

 

[Airframes]

What's got a hazel nut in every bite ?
Groundhog sh*t !!!

 

[buffnut453]

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Uh... do you two need a room?

Hey...what 2 grown men do with their groundhogs in their private time is nobody else's business. This is the 2020s after all!

Personally, I think you're suffering from groundhog envy!

 

[buffnut453]

go to 1:17

See? Groundhogs can fly! It's all down to the propulsive force applied.

 

[windhund116]

go to 1:17

I'm wondering if the extra armor around the nutsack affected the groundhog's trajectory over that car? Should be some wind tunnel test results on the Net, somewhere. No?

 

[buffnut453]

It probably had self-sealing nutsacks because there was no sign of nut explosion.

 

[GregP]

Maybe it was a zombie groundhog with zombie nutsacks. Unfortunately, they prey on regular nutsacks.

 

[Airframes]

I wonder if that particular 'hog heard the music playing over the PA system at the track - I think it was the Nutcracker Suite ...........