Actually some of the Lockheed guys I knew who were on the program were calling it the "Screeming Monkey." When it takes off it emits a high pitch shrill. Sounded a little like an F-104 or an F-117A.
I can imagine the presentation of this a/c.
Ladies and gentlemen, now it's time to present the most advanced, ultra modern, multi role aircraft manufactured by Lockheed-Martin, f35 Screaming Monkey!! applause