a little levity..

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  1. Becca

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    Top 15 signs Your Favorite Baseball Team Has Given-Up.

    15 - Most of the stadium seating has been leased to scientists developing a better Slinky.

    14 - Every time the crowd does "the wave," the players respond with "the finger."

    13 - Backs of the uniforms is embroidered with "Ask Me About Amway."

    12 - The on-deck circle is now equipped with a Sega.

    11 - After the first pitch, every player argues with the ump until he's thrown out of the game.

    10 - The pitcher now takes the mound dressed like Stevie Nicks.

    9 - The outfielders jog into position more slowly than ever, now that each is carrying his own lawn chair.

    8 - The manager allows his fielders to use their cell phones during pitching changes.

    7 - Play is temporarily suspended to allow the batter in the on-deck circle to finish his ice cream cone.

    6 - Too dejected to spit, they simply drool onto the dugout floor.

    5 - For a pinch runner, the manager sends in the winner of the sausage race.

    4 - Mike Piazza starts leaving after the fifth inning every Thursday so he doesn't miss "Will and Grace."

    3 - The equipment manager starts wholesaling Sammy's bats to Robert Mondavi.

    2 - The announcer says, "Catching and batting fourth, Mmmmmmmmmmmmmme!"

    and the Number 1 Sign Your Favorite Baseball Team Has Given Up...

    The catcher's down to just two signs: "Whatever" and "I don't give a rat's ass."
     
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    Very funny, Les'Bride! :lol:
     
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    Your team is called the "Mets".
     
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    Becca..... :lol:

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