I was brought up on pecks, chains, apothecary drachms and ells.Not to mention knowing that there are 1,008 farthings to the guinea and my pocket money was half a crown. So am bilingual but speak and dream in metric.
But enough of this matter. I am off to treat myself to a large Janner's handbag washed down with Black Rat Perry and a pint of Slack-Ma-Girdle for the Memsahib.