SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
A bacon for mentioning General Jubilation T. Cornpone, "that beloved man, sitting up there on that beloved horse. The greatest fighting general and military strategist the Confederacy ever knew....[He] never knew the meaning of fear. Terror? Yes, but fear? Never! And all over the countryside there's monuments commemorating the names of his famous battles: Cornpones Disaster, Cornpone's Misjudgment, Cornpone's Catastrophe, and Cornpone's Humiliation."
With thanks to the immortal Marrying Sam for those moving words!
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TfcJ82FAhw
If you didn't link the video, I would have eventually.