genkideskan
Airman 1st Class
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Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia, where use of iron sights is known to be strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming a supported firing stance, and any common practice of marksmanship whatsoever.
Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta shooting stances are mandatory, the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the most popular. lethality is acheived by subjecting the target to a wide swathe of area fire, simliar to unaimed indirect artillery, or scaring the enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing. Points are awarded for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial expression/vocalizations and blue duct tape.
Note perfectly executed flamboyant sideways-rifle "Glock Foh-Tay" running stance.
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Amazing height and style on this one. Sure to impress the judges!
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"Yo Yo YO, Fo' Shizzle"
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The "bring your buddy along" firing stance
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Firing from the hip while putting on the best "Game Face" and bellowing like an Ox - always sure to make your enemy skeedadle!
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The "Homeless street person" anti-aircraft firing position being executed with great precision!
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Here we have Liberian militia demonstrating the "Soul Train" method of combat assault.
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The Nautical theme is ever popular, as seen by this militiaman wearing the stylish Kapok life jacket.
Won't stop a bullet, but sure looks Boo-yaa!
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This pair is executing the difficult "Phat Bammer Swagger" shooting stance.
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The Phat "Batman Begins" RPG firing position is new but hot
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While this appears to be a well-rehearsed combat assault maneuver, this militiaman is actually trying to keep birds from crapping on his car. Note the feather duster in the left hand for effect.
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This Militiaman executes the one handed high overhead blind shot. It is often used to indicate that "Da Brizzles over there".
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And last but not least, these two are showing the proper way to fire a support weapon using the non-aiming duck-walk method, keeping at least five feet of linked ammo strung out from the weapon at any given time! Note the suitably awe-struck onlookers!
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