Best Naval Fighter (OLD SPAM)

[cheddar cheese]

Alas, things will change when you become sober

Try putting Smirnoff on yer' corn flakes

 

[plan_D]

God damn it, CC. You're a GOD DAMN GENIUS!

 

[cheddar cheese]

You're a GOD DAMN GENIUS!

First time for everything

 

[plan_D]

There is...and that reminds me I must put the rubbish out.

 

[cheddar cheese]

why say rubbish? we all know you mean "empty beer bottles"

 

[plan_D]

Don't insult me like that, it's cans.

 

[cheddar cheese]

You drink outta peoples cans? thats sick!

 

[plan_D]

You gotta drink it where you find it...

 

[cheddar cheese]

Do you reckon they had drink-flying campaigns over christmas during the war? ~tenuous link so we dont get told off for spamming ~

 

[plan_D]

You mean, don't drink and fly...you might get hit by FlaK and spill it.

That's right, I went there.

 

[cheddar cheese]

 

[plan_D]

That would be awful...spilling your drink.

 

[cheddar cheese]

although i think there must be a positive correlation between "number of pints drunk" and "possibility of spilling drink".

 

[plan_D]

I don't think so. The more you drink the more your body directs its efforts to drink more, so in turn all your available senses are directed into NOT spilling and actually moving the pint to your mouth

 

[cheddar cheese]

That makes sense

 

[plan_D]

I study the actions of drunken men and women. I do studies by taking part in the drinking ritual myself and sometimes tape the night for amusement..<cough> study purposes.

My studies show your body directs all its efforts into drinking more, this directs energy from feeling pain, walking straight and upright and also talking sensibly and clearly.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Have you ever been so drunk you need to hold on to the floor whilst lying down?

 

[plan_D]

No, and I've never seen that. In fact I don't understand what you mean. The only time I've been drunk and on the floor is when I'm not longer able to stand and my brain has ceased to work. In effect, I'm dead...

 

[cheddar cheese]

 

[plan_D]

So when I do die, it'll be nothing new. Just another Friday night...