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• Sep 30, 2004

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cheddar cheese

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Alas, things will change when you become sober

Try putting Smirnoff on yer' corn flakes

 

• Sep 30, 2004

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plan_D

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God damn it, CC. You're a GOD DAMN GENIUS!

 

• Sep 30, 2004

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cheddar cheese

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You're a GOD DAMN GENIUS!

First time for everything

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• Sep 30, 2004

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plan_D

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There is...and that reminds me I must put the rubbish out.

 

• Sep 30, 2004

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cheddar cheese

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why say rubbish? we all know you mean "empty beer bottles"

 

• Sep 30, 2004

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plan_D

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Don't insult me like that, it's cans.

 

• Sep 30, 2004

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cheddar cheese

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You drink outta peoples cans? thats sick!

 

• Sep 30, 2004

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plan_D

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You gotta drink it where you find it...

 

• Sep 30, 2004

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cheddar cheese

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Do you reckon they had drink-flying campaigns over christmas during the war? ~tenuous link so we dont get told off for spamming ~

 

• Sep 30, 2004

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plan_D

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You mean, don't drink and fly...you might get hit by FlaK and spill it.

That's right, I went there.

 

• Sep 30, 2004

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• Sep 30, 2004

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That would be awful...spilling your drink.

 

• Sep 30, 2004

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cheddar cheese

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although i think there must be a positive correlation between "number of pints drunk" and "possibility of spilling drink".

 

• Sep 30, 2004

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plan_D

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I don't think so. The more you drink the more your body directs its efforts to drink more, so in turn all your available senses are directed into NOT spilling and actually moving the pint to your mouth

 

• Sep 30, 2004

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cheddar cheese

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That makes sense

 

• Sep 30, 2004

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I study the actions of drunken men and women. I do studies by taking part in the drinking ritual myself and sometimes tape the night for amusement..<cough> study purposes.

My studies show your body directs all its efforts into drinking more, this directs energy from feeling pain, walking straight and upright and also talking sensibly and clearly.

 

• Sep 30, 2004

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cheddar cheese

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Have you ever been so drunk you need to hold on to the floor whilst lying down?

 

• Sep 30, 2004

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plan_D

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No, and I've never seen that. In fact I don't understand what you mean. The only time I've been drunk and on the floor is when I'm not longer able to stand and my brain has ceased to work. In effect, I'm dead...

 

• Sep 30, 2004

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• Sep 30, 2004

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So when I do die, it'll be nothing new. Just another Friday night...