the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,937
- Dec 20, 2003
i was boored........
CC SMELLS
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cheddar cheese
Major General
lanc, Im not only offended, but youve disgraced the whole site and everything it stands for. I want to give you a red card and ban you, but considering the repetitive strain injury I would develop from clicking said ban button, I figured it isnt worth it.
CC Smells huh
Nonskimmer
Captain
I can't think of a thing to say...ummmm...Oh look. There's a spider crawling across the ceiling. I think I'll kill it.
LOL
Nonskimmer
Captain
I got 'im. 
He tried to zig-zag, but I got 'im.
He tried to zig-zag, but I got 'im.
Medvedya
Master Sergeant
What is C.C. smelling of? Mothballs? Evian skin cream? L'Air du Temps?
Ftththththth!
Ftththththth!
Cheese, the really smelly kind.
Medvedya
Master Sergeant
Mmmm, Camembert that has been left next to a warm radiator for two weeks? Like that?
Yeah that smells about right.
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
or socks next to radiator for free days after you wore them for the whole drinking and dancing weekend
Thats gross.
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
well, that's how the cheddar cheese actually smells like........ hey, I mean the C-H-E-D-D-A-R C-H-E-E-S-E-!!!!!!!!!! 
Medvedya
Master Sergeant
Or Adler's socks after his tour of duty? I'm guessing they squealed and twitched when hit with a wooden mallet to unstiffen them!
I through most of them out before I got on the plane to go home.
Medvedya
Master Sergeant
So that's where the WMD's were in the end!
I guess you can call them that.
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
What is the smelliest cheese known to mankind????
'World's smelliest cheese' named........
Dr Stephen White says washed rind cheeses were the smelliest.
Scientists at a Bedfordshire university have found what could be the smelliest cheese in the world.
Vieux Boulogne, a soft cheese from northern France, beat 14 other whiffy varieties in tests.
Experts at Cranfield University - who led the research - used an "electronic nose" to analyse the cheese odours, along with a panel of 19 human testers.
English Cheddar, aged between six and 24 months, was one of the least smelly cheeses tested, along with Parmesan.
Senior research officer at Cranfield University, Dr Stephen White, said: "The smelliest cheeses were washed rind cheeses.
"There was no obvious correlation between the age of the selected cheeses and smelliness, nor type of milk origin, although cows' milk cheeses did dominate the smell chart."
The particularly pungent smell of the Vieux Boulogne is created by the beer reacting with enzymes in the cheese.
It even beat Epoisses de Bourgogne, a cheese so smelly it is banned from being taken on public transport in its native France.
The electronic nose is a machine equipped with sensors to detect different chemical aromas. It is connected to a computer which analyses the different smells.
The experiment was commissioned by Fine Cheeses from France, a body that promotes French cheese in the UK.
Sally Clarke, of Fine Cheeses from France, said: "Love it or loathe it, the sign of a fine cheese is often its characteristic smell as well as its flavour and texture and we wanted to find out if France's reputation for producing smelly cheeses was true."
'World's smelliest cheese' named........
Dr Stephen White says washed rind cheeses were the smelliest.
Scientists at a Bedfordshire university have found what could be the smelliest cheese in the world.
Vieux Boulogne, a soft cheese from northern France, beat 14 other whiffy varieties in tests.
Experts at Cranfield University - who led the research - used an "electronic nose" to analyse the cheese odours, along with a panel of 19 human testers.
English Cheddar, aged between six and 24 months, was one of the least smelly cheeses tested, along with Parmesan.
Senior research officer at Cranfield University, Dr Stephen White, said: "The smelliest cheeses were washed rind cheeses.
"There was no obvious correlation between the age of the selected cheeses and smelliness, nor type of milk origin, although cows' milk cheeses did dominate the smell chart."
The particularly pungent smell of the Vieux Boulogne is created by the beer reacting with enzymes in the cheese.
It even beat Epoisses de Bourgogne, a cheese so smelly it is banned from being taken on public transport in its native France.
The electronic nose is a machine equipped with sensors to detect different chemical aromas. It is connected to a computer which analyses the different smells.
The experiment was commissioned by Fine Cheeses from France, a body that promotes French cheese in the UK.
Sally Clarke, of Fine Cheeses from France, said: "Love it or loathe it, the sign of a fine cheese is often its characteristic smell as well as its flavour and texture and we wanted to find out if France's reputation for producing smelly cheeses was true."
Nonskimmer
Captain
Alrighty then. Good to know I suppose.
P38 Pilot
Tech Sergeant
CC probably smells like our school's locker room! I swear you need a Gas Mask before going in there!!
