There I was, mindin' me own business when this bluddy great Japanese fighter zooms down at me. He was so low, I could reach up and touch 'im. I says to meself "I'm not taking any of this!" so I grabs me pick-axe, swings it over me 'ed and brings down the Jap with a single hit. And then AFTER breakfast, I....blah blah blah.
Swing the lamp, pull up a sandbag and I'll tell you a war story!