F22 finally is deployed

[the lancaster kicks ass]

you gave up your right to be right when you gained independence from British rule, canada boy

 

[Nonskimmer]

Canada Boy is never wrong! But this looks like a job for...


(Man, it's been ages since I've hijacked a thread. )

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

go no the, what does captain canuck have to say about the looks of the F-22, and i want an actually quote here

 

[evangilder]

 

[Nonskimmer]

go no the, what does captain canuck have to say about the looks of the F-22, and i want an actually quote here

He says (in a booming, authoritative voice):

"Blazes, that F-22 is one mighty fine looking aircraft, eh? Even though the Armed Forces of my nation will never fly it, I'm proud to have turned my powerful northern gaze upon a metallic demon of such angular beauty!...Eh?"

 

[evangilder]

"And if you don't agree, I will beat you with my hockey stick, eh"

 

[Nonskimmer]

"...and feed you to my wonder husky, Cuddles!"

 

[evangilder]

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

not a chance, canada boy now all of canada's wrong!

 

[Nonskimmer]

We can't hear you! LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-!!!

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

that's it, i'm telling the UN on you!!

 

[evangilder]

Ooh! The UN, wow, you better be nervous...NOT!

 

[plan_D]

Well, as I feel that this discussion has taken on the same kind of form as all international debates...I have to join in, and become an international diplomat for just a few seconds. I must state; "Fuck Canada!"

 

[Nonskimmer]

Quick! Mobilize the military! We must...Oh wait, we don't really have one.
Save us, Captain!

 

[plan_D]

Aww, I was hoping someone would remember South Park: The Movie when that U.S diplomat goes; "F*ck Canada!" and the Canadian replies; "Eh, f*ck you, buddy!" ...

I was actually wondering if I would offend someone with that. I suppose it's just as well NS got in here first, 'cos hussars would have wet his keyboard with tears.

 

[Nonskimmer]

"You sir are a racist! You're a racist!"

 

[syscom3]

Isnt Captain Canuck the leader of that Vancouver hockey team?

 

[Nonskimmer]

Something in my gut told me that was coming.

 

[102first_hussars]

PD said

I was actually wondering if I would offend someone with that. I suppose it's just as well NS got in here first, 'cos hussars would have wet his keyboard with tears

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

go no the, what does captain canuck have to say about the looks of the F-22, and i want an actually quote here

He says (in a booming, authoritative voice):

"Blazes, that F-22 is one mighty fine looking aircraft, eh? Even though the Armed Forces of my nation will never fly it, I'm proud to have turned my powerful northern gaze upon a metallic demon of such angular beauty!...Eh?"

LOL I love that! I like how you put the ...Eh? at the the end!