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Medvedya said:Oh - not nice. Stories like that....
Have you heard about the guy in Scotland who tried to wack off using a honeydew melon?
He decided, to give it that 'full real' sensation, to warm it up in the microwave first, before carving out a hole to fit the wee fella into.
Except he overlooked one thing. The melon cooked from the inside out, so the middle was roasting hot. You could hear the scream as far away as Kirkwall it was said, and he had a humiliating, and uncomfortable two week stay in hospital for 2nd degree burns.
cheddar cheese said:Man jailed after shooting his testicles Tue 13 July, 2004 19:28
LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer has been jailed for five years for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman says.