Germans demand apology for allied bombing raids

• Nov 12, 2004

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Medvedya said:

Oh - not nice. Stories like that....

Have you heard about the guy in Scotland who tried to wack off using a honeydew melon?

He decided, to give it that 'full real' sensation, to warm it up in the microwave first, before carving out a hole to fit the wee fella into.

Except he overlooked one thing. The melon cooked from the inside out, so the middle was roasting hot. You could hear the scream as far away as Kirkwall it was said, and he had a humiliating, and uncomfortable two week stay in hospital for 2nd degree burns.

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Heard that before, damn funny

 

• Nov 12, 2004

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What a trio of muppets!

 

• Nov 12, 2004

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Sounds like the sort of robbery id try and commit

 

• Nov 12, 2004

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cheddar cheese said:

Man jailed after shooting his testicles Tue 13 July, 2004 19:28

LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer has been jailed for five years for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman says.

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Oh Puh-leez, that has got to be punishment enough!

 

• Nov 12, 2004

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Extremely valid point

Well at least the other prisoners wont have to worry about picking up the soap in front of him

 

• Nov 12, 2004

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Hey Gringo! Now we going to play the game of Mummies and Daddies! As it's your first day here, you can choose - Mummy or Daddy?

 

• Nov 12, 2004

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• Nov 12, 2004

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I'm guessing that you know the rest!

 

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Dont assume too quickly

 

• Nov 12, 2004

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Medvedya said:

I'm guessing that you know the rest!

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Ooooooooo! Tell me! Tell me!

 

• Nov 12, 2004

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Ask Space

 

• Nov 12, 2004

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What makes you think he's gonna know?

 

• Nov 12, 2004

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Just a hunch.....

 

• Nov 12, 2004

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Bah, makes sense

May god help us all if he does decide to explain....

 

• Nov 12, 2004

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Oh, he probably will.....

 

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Oh well, it'll be interesting to hear his theory on the concept of sex

 

• Nov 12, 2004

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"The man puts his hoo-hoo-dilly in the woman's cha-cha!"

 

• Nov 12, 2004

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You sure?

 

• Nov 12, 2004

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I'm sorry. I'll state this plainly for those of you that couldn't follow my well-reasoned arguments as stated out there. I am against Britain apologizing and as said I was considering that there was a danger that Germany could continue as a threat. Germany was already re-equipping and holding its own against the Soviets until Winter. It can be said that the bombing raids may have been the reason for the lack of winter cloths and that reaching the German Troops in the Soviet campaign perhaps. Therefore, maybe indirectly the bombing raids did do a great deal of good. I am saying that the only thing the Americans and the British did wrong during the European WW2 was letting the Soviets take Berlin, when they should have done it themselves. Therefore the bombing raids weren't wrong.

 

• Nov 12, 2004

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But nobody disagreed on this issue.