Germans demand apology for allied bombing raids

[cheddar cheese]

Oh - not nice. Stories like that....

Have you heard about the guy in Scotland who tried to wack off using a honeydew melon?

He decided, to give it that 'full real' sensation, to warm it up in the microwave first, before carving out a hole to fit the wee fella into.

Except he overlooked one thing. The melon cooked from the inside out, so the middle was roasting hot. You could hear the scream as far away as Kirkwall it was said, and he had a humiliating, and uncomfortable two week stay in hospital for 2nd degree burns.

Heard that before, damn funny

 

[Medvedya]

What a trio of muppets!

 

[cheddar cheese]

Sounds like the sort of robbery id try and commit

 

[Nonskimmer]

Man jailed after shooting his testicles Tue 13 July, 2004 19:28

LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer has been jailed for five years for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman says.

Oh Puh-leez, that has got to be punishment enough!

 

[cheddar cheese]

Extremely valid point

Well at least the other prisoners wont have to worry about picking up the soap in front of him

 

[Medvedya]

Hey Gringo! Now we going to play the game of Mummies and Daddies! As it's your first day here, you can choose - Mummy or Daddy?

 

[cheddar cheese]

 

[Medvedya]

I'm guessing that you know the rest!

 

[cheddar cheese]

Dont assume too quickly

 

[Nonskimmer]

I'm guessing that you know the rest!

Ooooooooo! Tell me! Tell me!

 

[Medvedya]

Ask Space

 

[cheddar cheese]

What makes you think he's gonna know?

 

[Medvedya]

Just a hunch.....

 

[cheddar cheese]

Bah, makes sense

May god help us all if he does decide to explain....

 

[Medvedya]

Oh, he probably will.....

 

[cheddar cheese]

Oh well, it'll be interesting to hear his theory on the concept of sex

 

[GermansRGeniuses]

"The man puts his hoo-hoo-dilly in the woman's cha-cha!"

 

[Nonskimmer]

You sure?

 

[HealzDevo]

I'm sorry. I'll state this plainly for those of you that couldn't follow my well-reasoned arguments as stated out there. I am against Britain apologizing and as said I was considering that there was a danger that Germany could continue as a threat. Germany was already re-equipping and holding its own against the Soviets until Winter. It can be said that the bombing raids may have been the reason for the lack of winter cloths and that reaching the German Troops in the Soviet campaign perhaps. Therefore, maybe indirectly the bombing raids did do a great deal of good. I am saying that the only thing the Americans and the British did wrong during the European WW2 was letting the Soviets take Berlin, when they should have done it themselves. Therefore the bombing raids weren't wrong.

 

[Medvedya]

But nobody disagreed on this issue.