Glasgow is better.

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  1. k9kiwi

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    Recieved this from a mate who is a Brit Firefighter. Just about laughed myself silly.

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    Good old Glasgow. If I had to pick a city in the world where I could
    depend on one of the locals to kick a man who was on fire, it would
    always be Glasgow. That really had to hurt - 90% burns and sore
    goolies.


    I think we should get a photo of that guy KICKING A FLAMING MAN, blow it
    up and make it the welcome sign at Glasgow Airport. Underneath we
    should have the words 'Glasgow Welcomes Careful Drivers'.





    I love the naivety of al-Qaeda. Trying to bring religious war to
    Glasgow. You're 400 years too late guys. You've not even got a football team.


    I think that we should give Partick Thistle to al-Qaeda. If only
    for the joy of hearing them read out their team sheet on Saturday at 5am from the top of a mosque.




    The Sun last week urged us all to respond to the attack by flying the Union Jack.

    Really? in Glasgow that's never been a great way of getting your insurance premiums down.





    If we play this whole terrorism thing right, we could get al-Qaeda to blow up some of Scotland's eyesores. I think we should definitely start putting signs up round Shettleston's high flats that say 'Financial Quarter'.


    People say it was lucky they didn't crash into a fuel container.

    I say it's lucky they didn't hit the queue coming out of Duty Free - the whole place would have gone up like Hiroshima.


    The best bit is being told that hundreds of people were saved from being hideously burnt...these were Scottish people flying to Spain! They'll come back looking like they've been bungee jumping off the lip of a volcano!
     
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    Although there are some points I don't get, what I did is hillarious! Loved the bit about the man on fire!
     
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    :lol: Never pick on a stroppy Jock... :shock:
     
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    YEAH! Notice flag.

    Not near Glasgow. But I been there.
     
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    A Glasgow smile anyone?
     
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