I wish I could type in a good "Russian accent." There was a player on a BTech (Battletech) MUSE I was on, years ago, who had it down to a science. When you read her chat, you almost heard the Russian accent in your head. Well, just IMAGINE this being said with a Russian accent.
Today, I attend reenactment of glorious Soviet Russia. I stand in line for toilet paper! But I get GOOD toilet paper. Says right on label, "only half the splinters of other leading brand."
(That being said, I actually DID stand in line for TP, at our local Walmart.)
С наилучшими пожеланиями! (That SHOULD say "Best wishes" in Russian. If it doesn't, blame Google Translate.)