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i was once asked if the mushroom soup had mushrooms in it, when i said yes, they asked if they could be sieved out as the guest didn't like mushrooms !!!!
Give us a clue on the team.... perhaps shirt coloura very famous football team (soccer for you ex colonials) stated in their catering brief that all toasted bread had to be cut into circles !
From ManchesterGive us a clue on the team.... perhaps shirt colour
As a coach i always play players who scores 2 to 1.another very famous football team, was boarding the bus to go to the game.
two players are missing, we all search the hotel looking for them.
a female member of staff is caught leaving a bedroom hurriedly fastening her clothes, "what the hell are you doing in there ?" she is asked
"shagging these two" she says as the two missing players leave the room
both players were on the bench for that game
Stick to the MAN!another well known football team sacked their manager the day before they arrived at my hotel, the new manager arrived in the middle of the night and gave the night staff instructions to tell all other staff it was imperative the public did not know they were here so they could have some peace and quiet before the game.
next morning he marched the whole squad into town for a walk all wearing club branded track suits !
he also changed all the menus, the players hated it and i made a small fortune in tips for giving them stuff from the menu they were expecting and preferred to eat.
i would of done it for free as they are my team, i also got a signed shirt for my brother and tickets to the game !
Must have been in a different time zone....guests come down for breakfast.
sorry Sir we stopped serving breakfast at 09.30.
guest "this is ridiculous we were told it was served until 10.00 !"
again i'm sorry but it does say on the food service times poster at reception midweek breakfast stops at 09.30 and also it is now 10.15.
can't have been, only 25 bedrooms and one flight of stairs in hotelMust have been in a different time zone....
probably every chef and member of service staff has seen just as much, unfortunately mate !You do get some Doosies Karl......