fubar57
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Speechless....I am without words
It shouldn't happen to a Chef !
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i was once asked if the mushroom soup had mushrooms in it, when i said yes, they asked if they could be sieved out as the guest didn't like mushrooms !!!!
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a very famous football team (soccer for you ex colonials 
) stated in their catering brief that all toasted bread had to be cut into circles !
) stated in their catering brief that all toasted bread had to be cut into circles !
Give us a clue on the team.... perhaps shirt coloura very famous football team (soccer for you ex colonials
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From Manchester
Vic Balshaw
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Karl, I've just found this site and I have tears in my eyes, like I've said in the past, you could write a book on your life's experiences. Brilliant anecdotes and please keep'em coming. 
Good stuff Karl!
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another very famous football team, was boarding the bus to go to the game.
two players are missing, we all search the hotel looking for them.
a female member of staff is caught leaving a bedroom hurriedly fastening her clothes, "what the hell are you doing in there ?" she is asked
"shagging these two" she says as the two missing players leave the room
both players were on the bench for that game
two players are missing, we all search the hotel looking for them.
a female member of staff is caught leaving a bedroom hurriedly fastening her clothes, "what the hell are you doing in there ?" she is asked
"shagging these two" she says as the two missing players leave the room
both players were on the bench for that game
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what kind of sorbet do they think i serve
Snautzer01
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As a coach i always play players who scores 2 to 1.another very famous football team, was boarding the bus to go to the game.
two players are missing, we all search the hotel looking for them.
a female member of staff is caught leaving a bedroom hurriedly fastening her clothes, "what the hell are you doing in there ?" she is asked
"shagging these two" she says as the two missing players leave the room
both players were on the bench for that game
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another well known football team sacked their manager the day before they arrived at my hotel, the new manager arrived in the middle of the night and gave the night staff instructions to tell all other staff it was imperative the public did not know they were here so they could have some peace and quiet before the game.
next morning he marched the whole squad into town for a walk all wearing club branded track suits !
he also changed all the menus, the players hated it and i made a small fortune in tips for giving them stuff from the menu they were expecting and preferred to eat.
i would of done it for free as they are my team, i also got a signed shirt for my brother and tickets to the game !
next morning he marched the whole squad into town for a walk all wearing club branded track suits !
he also changed all the menus, the players hated it and i made a small fortune in tips for giving them stuff from the menu they were expecting and preferred to eat.
i would of done it for free as they are my team, i also got a signed shirt for my brother and tickets to the game !
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Stick to the MAN!another well known football team sacked their manager the day before they arrived at my hotel, the new manager arrived in the middle of the night and gave the night staff instructions to tell all other staff it was imperative the public did not know they were here so they could have some peace and quiet before the game.
next morning he marched the whole squad into town for a walk all wearing club branded track suits !
he also changed all the menus, the players hated it and i made a small fortune in tips for giving them stuff from the menu they were expecting and preferred to eat.
i would of done it for free as they are my team, i also got a signed shirt for my brother and tickets to the game !
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guests come down for breakfast.
sorry Sir we stopped serving breakfast at 09.30.
guest "this is ridiculous we were told it was served until 10.00 !"
again i'm sorry but it does say on the food service times poster at reception midweek breakfast stops at 09.30 and also it is now 10.15.
sorry Sir we stopped serving breakfast at 09.30.
guest "this is ridiculous we were told it was served until 10.00 !"
again i'm sorry but it does say on the food service times poster at reception midweek breakfast stops at 09.30 and also it is now 10.15.
Must have been in a different time zone....
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can't have been, only 25 bedrooms and one flight of stairs in hotel
You do get some Doosies Karl......
Vic Balshaw
Major General
You could have served a cold uncooked slice of bacon topped with a raw egg.......
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probably every chef and member of service staff has seen just as much, unfortunately mate !
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probably the most spiteful and petty thing i have seen.
guy comes down for breakfast one Sunday morning, orders a full English breakfast and an eggs Benedict, gets 2 coffees, visits the cold buffet for patries, fruit etc.
sits down and mixes yogurt in with the fruit, tears up the pastries, his hot breakfasts are served, no sign of his wife yet though.
he proceeds to chop up the eggs Benedict without eating any of it, swaps plates and does the same with the full English and then walks out, without eating or drinking anything, his wife never even showed up.
young girl serving that day is totally baffled as she tells me what has happened.
i get receptionist to ask him if there was a problem at breakfast as they check out.
"no problem, just we had pre payed for breakfast but drank too much at the wedding last night so couldn't face eating anything but i wanted to make sure i got my moneys worth"
very sad !
guy comes down for breakfast one Sunday morning, orders a full English breakfast and an eggs Benedict, gets 2 coffees, visits the cold buffet for patries, fruit etc.
sits down and mixes yogurt in with the fruit, tears up the pastries, his hot breakfasts are served, no sign of his wife yet though.
he proceeds to chop up the eggs Benedict without eating any of it, swaps plates and does the same with the full English and then walks out, without eating or drinking anything, his wife never even showed up.
young girl serving that day is totally baffled as she tells me what has happened.
i get receptionist to ask him if there was a problem at breakfast as they check out.
"no problem, just we had pre payed for breakfast but drank too much at the wedding last night so couldn't face eating anything but i wanted to make sure i got my moneys worth"
very sad !
