I've returned from the dead. :3

[the lancaster kicks ass]

what??

 

[plan_D]

I don't know, what are you talking about?

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

i was saying i'm just off to bed.........

 

[cheddar cheese]

Keep the bed warm lanc.

 

[plan_D]

Oh...alright...g'night...it's 10pm...erh...

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

you make me sick......

 

[plan_D]

What an achievement.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Not really, it only took me 2 mins.

 

[plan_D]

Did you show him your Gigant?

 

[cheddar cheese]

Yep, but typical lanc forgot correct tugging procedures and fluids went all over the place.

 

[plan_D]

Well, you should know better, only qualfied tuggers should be allowed to.......tug..

 

[cheddar cheese]

Yeah but he told me hed done it before, obviously proved to be wrong. I could tell something was wrong when everything stiffened up.

 

[plan_D]

Alright, stop that. Just too silly...

I've had the sudden urge to wave my penis at traffic...

 

[cheddar cheese]

Theyd never see it, especially in this light.

 

[plan_D]

They'd never see it, full stop. I keep wondering if I've ever actually seen it.

 

[GermansRGeniuses]

You should always be on here when drunk, D...

 

[Clave]

USA Grand Prix qualifying is on at 11:30....

 

[Medvedya]

I come on here drunk often - my typing is correct, and my mind is pure....

It just takes longer to type a coherent sentence!

 

[Nonskimmer]

Mi tooo. Mye tiping is perfikt wen iv bin drincking.

 

[plan_D]

You can normally tell when I'm really drunk because you just can't make out the sentence at all. I just take ages correcting the mistakes normally.