I've returned from the dead. :3

[cheddar cheese]

The only thing lanc gets is Rabies from the sheep

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

we were actually talking about her face, but thank you for likening my girlfriend's face to her ass..........

 

[plan_D]

That's a lie and you know it...rabies doesn't exist in this country, he gets foot and mouth. Anyway...did his girlfriend moon you? Are you perving!? You make me sick... I never perv on any girls......


I swear she lost it before I got there...

 

[cheddar cheese]

And I swear that ive developed sexual feelings for my scanner but yo dont hear me banging.....on.....about.....it....

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

pD, my girlfriend's nickname amoungst my friends is "moonface", and we will leave it at that...........

 

[plan_D]

Your chicks face looks like the moon? Alright, you've lost me here. CC, is his chick ugly?

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

she most cirtainly is not!

 

[cheddar cheese]

Not really, you can do much worse.

 

[plan_D]

I don't think I was asking you. And why is she called moonface...at a random stab in the dark, which is what you'll be getting in a minute, she is pale...

We used to call a girl in the year below pumpkin face...lots of make up on there...also...umpa lumpa was her name...given to her by none other than me...I wonder if she became suicidal.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

and we'll leave you to think on the moonface name for a while longer.......

 

[cheddar cheese]

Yes, she is quite pale.


My girlfriend has purple hair 8)

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

sure, give it away CC, what a batty..........

and it's not that bad!!

 

[cheddar cheese]

Mmmmm, batty....

 

[plan_D]

If she's not ugly...and being pale isn't the reason she has that...unusual name...then I just don't know...maybe she is spotty...or ex-spotty...moon craters...spot craters...that'd be my reasoning...pizza face is old.

Your girlfriend has purple hair? Mmmm...I like chicks with purple hair...but yours is 15 and that's just...no...ew...no.

 

[plan_D]

...see, I have alcohol slowly finding it's way through my blood stream and that includes my brain...it's something to do with her hair...and did you just use the insult batty? If the answer is yes, then why?

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

she also has two, what are affectionatly known as, "fangs".........

 

[plan_D]

I'm starting to get disturbed....she's pale, has fangs....and goes out with lanc.....has she escaped from an insane asylum?

She's got white hair and has those hair things coming down her face...no? She's drunk? Erm...she's a vampire?

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

what's so strange about an attractive woman going out with me

 

[cheddar cheese]

You just said it yourself.

 

[plan_D]

What isn't so strange, is the question. So, come on, you've got to tell me why she's called 'moonface' now.