Official Chav Thread.

• Apr 5, 2005

• Thread starter
• #41

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Medvedya

Master Sergeant

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Nov 9, 2004

Bristol, UK

Actually, come to think of it, I would only eat a Pot Noodle if I was left to starve on a deserted island - and only then after I'd eaten my own legs first.

 

• Apr 6, 2005

• #42

the lancaster kicks ass

Major General

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Dec 20, 2003

i still can't believe i have so much chav in me!!

 

• Apr 6, 2005

• #43

cheddar cheese

Major General

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Jan 9, 2004

WSM, England

Guess what blatently obvious remark I could make here


It is true that I am a total non-chav. During the trip to Normandy, the bus stopped at Fleet services. Everyone was looking at car modifying chav magazines like Max Power and Revs. But me? I reached over them all and picked up a copy of 'Practical Classics'

 

• Apr 6, 2005

• #44

the lancaster kicks ass

Major General

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Dec 20, 2003

i'd go straight for the flypast............

 

• Apr 6, 2005

• #45

cheddar cheese

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Which I have never seen in any shop before...

 

• Apr 6, 2005

• Thread starter
• #46

M

Medvedya

Master Sergeant

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I dunno which shops you go to....

Isn't it stocked in your local W.H Smiths?

 

• Apr 6, 2005

• #47

cheddar cheese

Major General

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Jan 9, 2004

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Probably, but to be honest I havent looked The Petrol Station down the road is my source for magazines normally.

 

• Apr 7, 2005

• #48

the lancaster kicks ass

Major General

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Dec 20, 2003

yes it is in our local smiths and other good outlets

 

• Apr 7, 2005

• #49

cheddar cheese

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Jan 9, 2004

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Damn Octane magazine, I wonder whatever happened to it...I loved it 8)

 

• Apr 7, 2005

• #50

GermansRGeniuses

Tech Sergeant

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Dec 26, 2003

www.barryboys.co.uk

I like EVO and Topgear. 8)

 

• Apr 7, 2005

• Thread starter
• #51

M

Medvedya

Master Sergeant

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Nov 9, 2004

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You seem like one serious Anglophile GrG.

You should think of applying to study at a Uni here when the time comes.

 

• Apr 8, 2005

• #52

cheddar cheese

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Jan 9, 2004

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Top Gear magazine is brilliant 8)

 

• Apr 10, 2005

• #53

the lancaster kicks ass

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Dec 20, 2003

ok chavs lobe berberry yes??

chack out what i found in the bomber command handbook.............

and they say the RAF has no culture...........

 

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• Apr 10, 2005

• #54

cheddar cheese

Major General

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I cant read the article, its too blurred. All I can see is "Burberrys"

 

• Apr 10, 2005

• #55

the lancaster kicks ass

Major General

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Dec 20, 2003

that's all you really have too see, i dunno how i can get a clearer image, unless i up the pixels??

 

• Apr 10, 2005

• #56

cheddar cheese

Major General

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Try taking the picture from a bit further away...

 

• Apr 10, 2005

• #57

Nonskimmer

Captain

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Nov 11, 2004

Halifax, Nova Scotia

I still have my grandad's RCAF burberry coat.

 

• Apr 10, 2005

• Thread starter
• #58

M

Medvedya

Master Sergeant

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Nov 9, 2004

Bristol, UK

I have a Burberry grip which I take when I go to London on a weekend.

The difference between my bag and N.S's coat, and the crap the Chav's wear is that our stuff is the real thing.

And why do I go to London on a weekend?

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1

 

• Apr 10, 2005

• #59

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BombTaxi

Tech Sergeant

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Nov 27, 2004

Barnsley, S. Yorks, UK

My God! Im 23% chav!!!! My mum and dads estate is full of em, I used to live Lancasters prtemier chav estate too, and worked with most of em, so I guess it must have rubbed off on me

 

• Apr 10, 2005

• Thread starter
• #60

M

Medvedya

Master Sergeant

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Nov 9, 2004

Bristol, UK

Ah, but by just being a student, and thus caring about anything past the next Giro cheque, any Chav crediblity you may have had has evaporated!