Official Chav Thread.

[mosquitoman]

Or, instead of fox hunting, we take pump-action shotguns into estates while driving chavved-up cars.
At least that way the countryside alliance can't complain that it can't hunt

 

[cheddar cheese]

If I mess around with the words there a bit, I think id rather take a pump-action shotgun into chavved-up cars whilst driving an estate (A Volvo obviously, for ultimate inconspicuousy (is that actually a word? If it isnt it is now (Damn parenthesis within parenthesis)))

 

[The Jug Rules!]

Whats a chav???

 

[mosquitoman]

Have a look at www.chavspotting.com

 

[plan_D]

Chav's are officially known as 'Scrots' here in Doncaster.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Now that makes sense

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

we just call them arseholes..........

 

[plan_D]

Doncaster is the center of them. We have the nice load of varying levels of drug abuse too, it's funny watching them fight...

"Are you starting?" - "No, you are that's why you just walked up to me and challenged me. Are you fucking stupid all the time, or just putting on an act to lull me into a false sense of security?"

 

[cheddar cheese]

Theres a fair share of people like that at our school. All of them less than 5 foot tall

 

[plan_D]

They're all over the place here. It's fun to go stomp them. They're all scrawny little malnourished peckers...'innit'

 

[cheddar cheese]

My cousin is a chav...15 years old and recently got preganant with a 33 year old married man *shudder*

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

and wow, ARSEHOLES aint filtered...........

 

[cheddar cheese]

Only fuck and shit are filitered.

 

[plan_D]

Ahaha, your cousin is a fuck off.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

this could get interesting......

 

[cheddar cheese]

It couldnt, because I agree with him. Shes an idiot

 

[plan_D]

See, lanc, C.C has sense sometimes.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Sometimes being the operative word there

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

no i didn't see Pd's post that time.........

 

[plan_D]

If I said you always had sense, I'd be a filthy non-truth telling WHORE. That's right, a WHORE.