Official Chav Thread.

[the lancaster kicks ass]

 

[cheddar cheese]

Heck, even the humble staple can out smart me

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

more than once as well

 

[plan_D]

Some of the staples are pretty crafty. Sat there in the middle of your book just HOLDING it...then when you're not paying attention BAM...staple in the eye.

 

[cheddar cheese]

More like staple in the hand twice in a row But I sure showed that letha stationery who was boss...

 

[plan_D]

You jump down there and kick it's ass!?!

 

[cheddar cheese]

Yeah, I removed it from service as holding my history book together and gave it firing squad...

 

[plan_D]

With a staple gun?

 

[cheddar cheese]

No, with my fingers, Then I threw it across the room.

 

[plan_D]

That's quite the aggressive attitude...I'd have just ripped up the book...

 

[cheddar cheese]

The book was already ripped up - had to selotape it up

 

[plan_D]

What the hell were doing? Trying to mate with it?

 

[cheddar cheese]

Errrrrrrm, something along them lines...

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

please pD, don't give him ideas, i sit next to him in history

 

[cheddar cheese]

Its ok, we sit at the back, no-one would see...

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

 

[Medvedya]

The naughty boys taking up the rear eh?

 

[cheddar cheese]

Actually we're the boffins.

 

[Medvedya]

Sorry I got confused with the 'Relax' thread elsewhere.

 

[cheddar cheese]