I'd rather eat a bullet than sit through more than 6 seconds of that.... I just got up from my chair and kicked the dog because of that stupid turkey...
Oh man F*cking Turkeys!!!!! I still have nightmares, my grandparents had this big mother f*cker of a Turkey as a pet,when I was just a little 4'2 brat and the family would visit the farm, the dam turkey (In which towerd my height) would charge me first step I took out of the car, That Turkey Kicked My Ass!!!! Ironically what I love about my dog is, a few years later that Turkey went missing