So the Pre-wife comes to me and says she needs Future for a project she is doing. I say I have a half gallon of the stuff. She says, 'No, its old, she wants new.' Well, after searching the local stores, the stuff is non-existant. I - with a knowing smile - say there is still the stuff I have. Shes not so sure.
So does anybody know what the half-life of Future is?