WHAT'S THIS DO CAUSE I REALLY WANT TO PLAY WITH IT

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"WHAT'S THIS DO CAUSE I REALLY WANT TO PLAY WITH IT"

That's what she said!

Sorry, someone had to go there. Got me coat on already, someone just needs to show me the door.
 
On the subject of Australia, I was told this last night by a workmate...

An Aussie and a Kiwi were driving through the desert and the Kiwi spots a ewe (female sheep) with its head stuck in a fence. The Kiwi yells, "Stop! Stop!", so the Aussie pulls over. The Kiwi gets out, pulls his trousers down and goes to town on the poor ewe.

The Aussie says, "Crikey, mate! That's terrible!"
The Kiwi says, "She'll be right mate, there's no one about, why don't you have a go?"

So the Aussie then goes and sticks his head in the fence...
 
Only if they were blond!

And have big...uh..beer glasses, yeah, that's what I was going to say...big beer glasses...
Like the blonde in the Saint Pauli beer ads-- we call her the gal with the "Jugs and the Mugs"--has to be at least 40DD's- as the British might say: "A well-matched pair"!!
 

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