On the subject of Australia, I was told this last night by a workmate...
An Aussie and a Kiwi were driving through the desert and the Kiwi spots a ewe (female sheep) with its head stuck in a fence. The Kiwi yells, "Stop! Stop!", so the Aussie pulls over. The Kiwi gets out, pulls his trousers down and goes to town on the poor ewe.
The Aussie says, "Crikey, mate! That's terrible!"
The Kiwi says, "She'll be right mate, there's no one about, why don't you have a go?"
So the Aussie then goes and sticks his head in the fence...