Why bacon is the most important food that has ever existed...

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

no im not a pig actually
its really good but people over use it and it gets old

Bacon never gets old, ever, ever, ever...

 

[at6]

That's because it's eaten before it can get old.

 

[Zipper730]

not gonna lie bacon is so overrated

Your delivery was really good -- honestly, you almost had me fooled.

 

[Gnomey]

not gonna lie bacon is so overrated

 

[pops-paolo]

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Family is love family is life
bacon is love but not life

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Family is love family is life
bacon is love but not life

Wrong...

 

[Wurger]

 

[at6]

Family is love family is life
bacon is love but not life

Must be a ham or spam lover.

 

[MiTasol]

A question for the moderators

Why is it not a sin to mark a post with a new bacon use (like 627 above) with less than a bacon "like"

Surely bacon deserves bacon

 

[MiTasol]

Holy mackerel - you can make asparagus edible.

White Asparagus Cream Soup

White Asparagus Cream Soup : White asparagus is a very popular vegetable in Germany and other parts of Europe. When in season, it's very cheap and everyone goes bonkers for it. It's mainly served steamed and slathered in butter or hollandaise sauce, but it can be made into a so…

www.instructables.com

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Bacon makes everything better, but how can you not like asparagus? Grilled with olive oil, salt and pepper, or wrapped in prosciutto?

 

[Snautzer01]

When ordered bacon, asparagus must be ordered also. In war and with diner with the wife, camouflage is essential. To through her just a little bit more of the mark ordering lettuce or some piece a ladida italian food will do just fine.
Great game plane.

 

[MiTasol]

Bacon makes everything better, but how can you not like asparagus? Grilled with olive oil, salt and pepper, or wrapped in prosciutto?

Asparagus is green.

Foods that have gone mouldy are green.

I rest my case

 

[at6]

But asparagus is good with or without bacon. Now okra on the other hand is like snot.

 

[Snautzer01]

Asparagus is green.

Foods that have gone mouldy are green.

I rest my case

Bacon going moldy is also green.
Ergo bacon is a vegatable. Scientific proven. That will make a lot of folks happy.

 

[MiTasol]

This guy is obviously a city slicker

 

[Snautzer01]

This guy is obviously a city slicker

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Here they are

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Soft bacon.