My dad could do the same.
Lightnings being scrambled with screwdrivers in their engine, one landing on his trim alone after losing all flight controls, one only trained on F.3s flying an F.6 and having to eject over Cyprus, one losing his under-carriage and ditching it in "The Wash" (loads of aircraft have been ditched in this one place, it's like an aircraft graveyard), one coming home with it's jet pipe burst and landing while on fire...there's many more but one I really like is one of a Lightning being scrambled to intercept a foreign plane in the middle of the night. It couldn't see it but hit something while he was flying, he turned around and went home, next day they found the whole under-side scratched and scraped to shit...and nearby where he flew a Cessna 150 had crashed! They figured they were drug smugglers 'cos they'd turned off their RADAR ID.