buffnut453
Captain
Whoa, Chris, not so fast! They may be Uncle Sam's Misguided Children, but they ain't all dummies. Three of the top five in my fast track Avionics "A" School class were Marines, one of them female, and our class was only 15% Marine and 5% female. All the Marines were in the top quarter of the class. Semper Fi where it's due. Good thing, because they had to endure hand-me-down equipment.
Chris never identified what the Marines would DO with the crayons...but one suspects it has little to do with making pretty pictures. Rapid insertion up an adversary's nostril, for example, is a very Marine-like thing to do with a crayon...they probably learned the trick in kindergarten.