Am I the only one ....

[Lucky13]

The key is less work, I'm LAZY!

Nooooo.......really!? Who would have thought that!?

 

[parsifal]

you guys are all such rank amateurs. i never break stuff. I never lose stuff. you gotta believe me...please believe me...

 

[N4521U]

That, my friend, fell on deff eers!

 

[Lucky13]

.....ok, who wants the batch of bacon?

 

[Airframes]

"Dear Mr. Parsifal, having repaired the vacuum cleaner you sent to us for inspection, we have to report the finding of a very large amount of plastic components inside the suction chamber. These amount to approximately 5 pounds in weight, and we would welcome your instructions as to what you would like us to do with these. Return, recycle, or perhaps construct a 1/72nd scale model of the Sydney Harbour bridge ....."