I joined some of the blokes in my footy team and had a few/many) beers at our home ground! It was good until someone got a footy kicked into his beer bottle which caused a large cut deep under his right eye! It was a freak accident!
So rather than wait for hours at a hospital I gave my old man a call (he is a GP) and he stitched him up on the oval much to the amusement of about 15 beer laden footballers! Was quite funny!