Back on the island....

[Readie]

I shall fart in their general direction


G&T's when the sun is over the yardarm and all is secure. Trust a Swede to start drinking at 0745

 

[Lucky13]

I thought that was normal behaviour....

 

[Readie]

In the land of permanent dark I suppose you would

 

[Airframes]

Yeah. B*gg*r all else to do, apart from thrash yourself with Birch branches and dive into freezing lakes - or is that Finland ...................
But then, if you had an Agnetha ........................

 

[Readie]

and drink revolting coffee, eat salted fish and reindeer and play with yourself...

Does Jan have a picture of his beloved Agneta in his home? Bet he does

Come on Jan its ok to confess anong friends... no one will take the piss ( will we Terry)....

 

[Airframes]

No, of course we won't ! (cough, snigger...)
Mind you, Jan probably thinks an Agnetha is part of a vintage aircraft's electrical system .........................

 

[Readie]

....and her revolting sister Dyna Mo

 

[Lucky13]

The gruesome twosome Smurf twins are at it again....

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

Thanks guys, I needed a good laugh.

 

[Airframes]

That darned Swettish person, he thinks manual labour is a Spanish tennis player .............

 

[Lucky13]

It isn't!?

 

[Readie]

Agneta was voted 'best arse' in 1976 during those lycra years. Jan has been trying to get the same award ever since but, there is a slight problem with lycra wearing Swedes in Glasgow's pubs....

'Get it here' carefully written across the left buttock is not suble Jan

 

[Lucky13]

You said, with personal experience, that this was the way to go, the best way to pull!
I take it that you're back to telling your fibs again, eh?

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Readie]

I said try anything once.... But, after 10 years you have overdone it old boy